Thursday, October 2, 2008

Nigella Changes Name

Today is a seminal day for Nigellites the world over; La Lawson has revealed that her last name is not Lawson at all or not even Saatchi at a stretch. Oh no, from now on Nigella goes by the last name of Christmas. I am nearly speechless on this one, and it does take an awful lot of grit-like ignorance to reduce me to a state of keyboard-dumbness, I can assure you. I have emailed Lynne Truss with my thoughts on this problem, although I realise she may have died and gone to Grammar Hell on account of my missive.

Figure 1. Nigella admits she has no editor. What the fuck, let's go eat!
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